ok wait , i seriously think i have a solution.
interesting stories get alot of blog airtime, and news airtime.
first let me point out this may be illegal in your country and i am not condoning any sort of illegal activity in any way whatsoever , merely theorizing on a hypothetical situation.
www.buymykidney.com is available.
LOTS of people need kidney's , lots of RICH people need kidney's
start a 1 month or 1 week online anonymous auction.
i'm dead serious , i bet he could settle the whole debt this way.
it's been done before ,and there are countries where the operation can be arranged.