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To Ron:
There was a young lawyer named Rex
Who was very deficient in sex
When charged with exposure
He said with composure
"De minimus non curat lex."
to Sinatra:
There once was a man from Racine
who invented the jerk-off machine.
On the 69th stroke,
the damned thing broke,
and beat his balls to a cream.
to ADG:
Said a pretty young whore from Hong Kong
to a long pronged patron named Wong,
"They say my vagina's
the nicest in China;
don't ruin it by donging it wrong."
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