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stocktrader23 · 02-07-2003, 08:20 AM

A man and his wife go to the site of their honeymoon for their 25th anniversary. As the couple is reflecting on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asks the husband, ?When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind??

The husband replies, ?All I wanted to do was fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry.?

?What are you thinking now?? the wife asks as she undresses.

The husband quickly replies: ?It looks like I did a pretty good job.?

A man is stopped in heavy traffic in Los Angeles and thinks, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. We?re not even moving."

Noticing a police officer walking down the highway between the cars, the man rolls down his window and says, "Excuse me, officer?what?s the holdup?"

"It?s O.J. Simpson," says the cop. "He?s all depressed. He?s lying down in the middle of the highway and threatening to douse himself in gasoline and light himself on fire, because he doesn?t have $8.5 million dollars for the Goldmans. I?m walking around taking up a collection for him."

The man says, "A collection, huh? How much have you got so far?"

"So far?ten gallons."

Got any worth reading?

02-07-2003, 08:20 AM
stocktrader23 Let's do some business. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The dirty south. Posts: 18,781	Corny jokes of the day. Fuck it I'm bored. A man and his wife go to the site of their honeymoon for their 25th anniversary. As the couple is reflecting on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asks the husband, ?When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?? The husband replies, ?All I wanted to do was fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry.? ?What are you thinking now?? the wife asks as she undresses. The husband quickly replies: ?It looks like I did a pretty good job.? A man is stopped in heavy traffic in Los Angeles and thinks, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. We?re not even moving." Noticing a police officer walking down the highway between the cars, the man rolls down his window and says, "Excuse me, officer?what?s the holdup?" "It?s O.J. Simpson," says the cop. "He?s all depressed. He?s lying down in the middle of the highway and threatening to douse himself in gasoline and light himself on fire, because he doesn?t have $8.5 million dollars for the Goldmans. I?m walking around taking up a collection for him." The man says, "A collection, huh? How much have you got so far?" "So far?ten gallons." Got any worth reading? __________________ Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."