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minusonebit · 11-19-2007, 03:27 AM

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Share the gift of tax evasion. I had a custom stamp made up that says: "Notice: This note is untraceable and the IRS will never know I gave it to you. If you don't tell, I won't either. Support FREE Enterprise." I use this on currency I leave as tips or other times I pay cash. If you ever see a bill with this, its a custom stamp and you can rest assured that this bill very likely passed through my hands at one time and helped some poor sap in shortchanging the IRS.

Avoid any banking involving transactions anywhere near $10K in a single day. every time you deposit or withdraw more than $10K worth of currency of money orders (and maybe even checks now), a form gets filed called and STR (Suspicious Transaction Report) and the IRS watches these very closely because they think you are cheating on your taxes, laundering money or selling drugs, or doing something else bad, because no one should have lots of untraceable cash at once, you must be up to something awful! Bank in small amounts more often, instead of sending a big pile through all at once and avoid STRs. Note that being smart and depositing $9990.00 will get an STR filed, they are trained to spot people working just under the limit and avoiding STRs. To be safe, don't go about $9K and not more than twice a month. If you need to put that much money through, get separate accounts at separate banks.

Support your local tax evader. If you know a company doesn't ring up cash sales and files them safely in their pocket, support that company. I know which restaurants here do this and I make sure to order from them as much as possible.

Sponsors Shave. Pass along the favor and shave the IRS. Its only fair. What goes around, comes back around, right?

I have other tips, I will post some more time permitting. My hand is almost worn out and I haven't jacked off yet tonight.

Warning: Minusonebit hereby disclaims any liability for your use of the information contained herein. Under no circumstances will Minusonebit be held responsible for anything that happens to you as a result of your reliance upon the information contained herein. Cheating the government out of taxes is illegal. The government works hard for taxes and you should pay your fair share. They also provide valuable services like bombing Iraq/Iran and keeping Dubya saying stupid things on TV. Remember, cheating on your taxes is illegal and you will go to jail if you do any of the things here. This thread is for humor only.

11-19-2007, 03:27 AM
minusonebit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: [email protected] Posts: 7,391	(cont'd from above) Share the gift of tax evasion. I had a custom stamp made up that says: "Notice: This note is untraceable and the IRS will never know I gave it to you. If you don't tell, I won't either. Support FREE Enterprise." I use this on currency I leave as tips or other times I pay cash. If you ever see a bill with this, its a custom stamp and you can rest assured that this bill very likely passed through my hands at one time and helped some poor sap in shortchanging the IRS. Avoid any banking involving transactions anywhere near $10K in a single day. every time you deposit or withdraw more than $10K worth of currency of money orders (and maybe even checks now), a form gets filed called and STR (Suspicious Transaction Report) and the IRS watches these very closely because they think you are cheating on your taxes, laundering money or selling drugs, or doing something else bad, because no one should have lots of untraceable cash at once, you must be up to something awful! Bank in small amounts more often, instead of sending a big pile through all at once and avoid STRs. Note that being smart and depositing $9990.00 will get an STR filed, they are trained to spot people working just under the limit and avoiding STRs. To be safe, don't go about $9K and not more than twice a month. If you need to put that much money through, get separate accounts at separate banks. Support your local tax evader. If you know a company doesn't ring up cash sales and files them safely in their pocket, support that company. I know which restaurants here do this and I make sure to order from them as much as possible. Sponsors Shave. Pass along the favor and shave the IRS. Its only fair. What goes around, comes back around, right? I have other tips, I will post some more time permitting. My hand is almost worn out and I haven't jacked off yet tonight. Warning: Minusonebit hereby disclaims any liability for your use of the information contained herein. Under no circumstances will Minusonebit be held responsible for anything that happens to you as a result of your reliance upon the information contained herein. Cheating the government out of taxes is illegal. The government works hard for taxes and you should pay your fair share. They also provide valuable services like bombing Iraq/Iran and keeping Dubya saying stupid things on TV. Remember, cheating on your taxes is illegal and you will go to jail if you do any of the things here. This thread is for humor only.