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Here I am on my way home from work thinking I'm about to score a home run with the old lady. I get in, pop 2 stamina rx pills, hop in the shower, get out and chill out for a few mins to let the pills 'kick in'.

I slam her out pretty good, end up busting in her because of this violent sex-rage that this satanic pill put on me. She's not on the pill either. I get something to eat and get ready to go pick up my son from my grandmother.

I notice my eyeballs feeling like they are about to come out of my head...some kinda wild pressure. They water up, get bloodshot worse than when I blaze a sweet spliff. I get a little stick to my stomach, heart rate starts increasing and im like wtf?

Dick out of nowhere gets so rock hard that it actually hurts. It came out of nowhere, wont go down. I end up having to go meet my grandmother with a MASSIVE boner that has lasted for at least 30mins now for no reason at all.
It was so bad that i had to try to hide it with a long sleeved shirt, but that didnt work.

She says to me "Your eyes are so red". Wife says that i must have been smoking weed(she thinks i dont do it anymore). So now i realize this pill has ruined my day. Last but not least...i think the ride is coming to an end finally. Next thing you know im shooting lava-water out of my asshole over and over for probably 14 trips. Finally i feel half decent but im so wide open i cant go to sleep and i have to be up at 4am. So for anyone who thinks about picking up a pack of the blue magic....do not!

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