Scene 1
Jack wakes up 10 minutes after he thought his alarm clock was supposed to go off.
<Camera 1 closes in on Jack's face>
Jack gives his alarm clock a "soap opera don't trust you" stare before realizing he set the alarm for 8 P.M. instead of 8 A.M.
Jack hops in his car and drives toward the White House hurriedly and goes through an intersection...
<Key special effects, wreck cars and blow something up>
<Jack arrives and enters the Oval Office>
<Camera 1 closes in on Jack's face>
Jack gives the secret service agent a "soap-opera don't trust you stare"
<Camera 2 closes in on Secret Service Agent's face>
Secret Service Agent gives Jack a "soap-opera don't trust you stare"
<Cue entrance of wimpy President with no balls or backbone followed by devious chief of staff with his own agenda>
<Cue 5 or 6 cameras and try to keep up with the following>
President gives Jack a "soap-opera don't trust you stare"
Jack gives Chief of Staff a "soap-opera don't trust you stare"
SS Agent1 gives SS Agent2 a "soap-opera don't trust you stare"
Chief of Staff gives President a "soap-opera don't trust you stare"
<Cue telephone ringing>
Everyone looks at the telephone with a "soap-opera don't trust you stare"
Person on phone uses a "soap-opera don't trust you voice" and informs President to turn on the television..
<Cue camera 4 on TV>
Blow some shit up on screen....
Put it on the air and pay me some fucking royalties.....
