You know you live in Phoenix when
....your car overheats before you start it
?.you think someone driving while wearing oven mitts is clever.
?.you know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour drink.
?.people will drive over a hundred miles just to see snow.
?.you run your air conditioner in the middle of winter so you can use your fireplace.
?.you notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance
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