Originally Posted by mrwilson

I needed to pay a visit, so I found a public toilet that had two
cubicles.
One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed
the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hi ya mate, how are you
doing?"
Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be
rude, so I replied "Not too bad thanks."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to?"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick poo.
How about yourself?"
The next thing I heard him say was .....
Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some dickhead in
the loo next to me answering everything I say."





It's a joke btw, =] I thought i was good!