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Malicious Biz · 01-04-2008, 09:35 PM

* Is on the internet 25 hours a day.
* Is obese
* Is a virgin who couldn't get laid in Bangkok.
* Has achieved an operating thetan level of 4 or higher.
* Lives in Montana, Wyoming, Texas, New Hampshire, or outside of the USA, where they can be found in the basement of their parent's house.
* Always bitching about the property taxes he doesn't pay on the house he doens't own, even while attending public schools.
* Has at least 100 sockpuppet accounts on Youtube. Posts "9/11 was an inside job! VOTE RON PAUL!!11" on random Youtube videos that have nothing to do with politics.
* Cant get through reviewing the toaster he bought on amazon.com without mentioning VOTE RON PAUL 2008 over 9000 times.
* Steals credit cards to contribute the monies to the campaign. Mistakenly assumes that you care about how much money Ron Paul has raised.
* Brings at least 3 or 4 firearms to his shitty Tech Support job while going on about civil disobedience.
* Owns more firearms than the entire country of Portugal
* Will always refer to Ron Paul as "Dr. Ron Paul" (as if holding a medical degree somehow qualifies you to be the leader of the free world).
* Hates Leftards
* Enjoys slapping Ron Paul bumperstickers all over random vertical surfaces
* Lives in Europe, having no voting rights in the United States whatsoever.
* Claims to have read the constitution but actually hasn't.
* Becomes emotionally distressed when someone says something remotely bad about "Dr. Paul", resulting in incoherent shrieking about Neocons, the NWO, and the Federal Reserve.
* Spouts conspiracy theories about just about everything. Accuses the mainstream media of fixing polls because they're "afraid of a Ron Paul presidency"
* Will accuse any detractor of hating the Constitution and hating liberty. This isn't at all similar to how neocons label detractors as freedom-haters who hate America.
* Believes that Ron Paul has a direct line that connects to the founding fathers, allowing him to understand the constitution better than the Supreme Court.
* Listens to the Hal Turner Show. Their best reason to vote for him: He hates n1ggers
* Has been routinely caught getting raped in the ass by Rudy Giuliani (in drag).
* Is actually a Ukranian spambot. [1]
* Has a massive persecution complex.
* Insults anyone who thinks Ron Paul isn't Jesus.

01-04-2008, 09:35 PM
Malicious Biz So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Put Shoe On Head Plz Posts: 4,575	How to Spot A Ron Paul Supporter * Is on the internet 25 hours a day. * Is obese * Is a virgin who couldn't get laid in Bangkok. * Has achieved an operating thetan level of 4 or higher. * Lives in Montana, Wyoming, Texas, New Hampshire, or outside of the USA, where they can be found in the basement of their parent's house. * Always bitching about the property taxes he doesn't pay on the house he doens't own, even while attending public schools. * Has at least 100 sockpuppet accounts on Youtube. Posts "9/11 was an inside job! VOTE RON PAUL!!11" on random Youtube videos that have nothing to do with politics. * Cant get through reviewing the toaster he bought on amazon.com without mentioning VOTE RON PAUL 2008 over 9000 times. * Steals credit cards to contribute the monies to the campaign. Mistakenly assumes that you care about how much money Ron Paul has raised. * Brings at least 3 or 4 firearms to his shitty Tech Support job while going on about civil disobedience. * Owns more firearms than the entire country of Portugal * Will always refer to Ron Paul as "Dr. Ron Paul" (as if holding a medical degree somehow qualifies you to be the leader of the free world). * Hates Leftards * Enjoys slapping Ron Paul bumperstickers all over random vertical surfaces * Lives in Europe, having no voting rights in the United States whatsoever. * Claims to have read the constitution but actually hasn't. * Becomes emotionally distressed when someone says something remotely bad about "Dr. Paul", resulting in incoherent shrieking about Neocons, the NWO, and the Federal Reserve. * Spouts conspiracy theories about just about everything. Accuses the mainstream media of fixing polls because they're "afraid of a Ron Paul presidency" * Will accuse any detractor of hating the Constitution and hating liberty. This isn't at all similar to how neocons label detractors as freedom-haters who hate America. * Believes that Ron Paul has a direct line that connects to the founding fathers, allowing him to understand the constitution better than the Supreme Court. * Listens to the Hal Turner Show. Their best reason to vote for him: He hates n1ggers * Has been routinely caught getting raped in the ass by Rudy Giuliani (in drag). * Is actually a Ukranian spambot. [1] * Has a massive persecution complex. * Insults anyone who thinks Ron Paul isn't Jesus.