Now THIS is getting serius, DD time!
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I do not charge for sex,
escort, so called private photo-shoots, private dancing, dinners, etc., like many others do. If you want to meet it will hapen for free. Make sure, however, to
- be of legal age (21 and up) and have a picture ID. No exceptions!*
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oh, c'mon, I am over 50! Do you still have to see my driver's license????
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- be physically in such shape that you can have sex easily
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It depends more on you than me. I've seen your ass (medium), I've seen your boobs (top notch) and I NEED to check your personality.
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- send a face photo (x-rated is optional but no must)
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Do I have to? May I present MSNBC article instead?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6928696/page/3/
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- describe yourself briefly and tell your location
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Boca Raton, and I DO have sense of humor.
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- be willing to be in photos for my page (face can be blocked, mask OK)
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You think anybody will believe you even with the photo that you fucked Serge???
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- be willing to sign a photo release form. No exceptions!
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Will do....send it to my lawyers.
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- be willing to talk over the phone before a meeting (cell # helps)**
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will do gladly. My accent is heavy, but I talk dirty with the best of them
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- In certain cases: be able to provide proof of health upon request
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Before or AFTER!?
;)