Originally Posted by Compdoctor

A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?".

He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you".

He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it!

He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". ]

It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". The burglar says "

What kind of person names his bird moses??"

The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS".