Gynecologist's Assistant Job
A young man goes into the Job Center in Jacksonville, Florida , and
sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he
goes to learn more -
"Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy
behind the desk.
The Job Center man sorts through his files and replies - "Oh yes here it is:
The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist.
You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully
wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently
shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready
for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $45,000,
but you're going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620
miles from here."
"Oh why, is that where the job is?"
"No sir - that's where the end of the line is!"
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