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Gimmy · 02-13-2003, 08:12 AM

So you are in jail. There are hundreds of guys who did not have sex in years and will fuck anything. So what do you do to avoid turning gay.

First tip is to find a good and fat rat. Then it is very important to knock all of its teeth out, so it is nice and smooth. Then put it on your cock and it feels just like pussy. It's safe, you won't get STD's and you can cum into the rat.

Second tip is to eat a lot of Mexican food. When you are about to take a dump, do it so half of your shit is hanging from your ass. Even the dirtiest guy in jail would not dare to touch you.

Maybe you are going to laugh now, but it can help you when you end up behind the bars.

02-13-2003, 08:12 AM
Gimmy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: My ass Posts: 1,069	How to avoid turning gay in prisons So you are in jail. There are hundreds of guys who did not have sex in years and will fuck anything. So what do you do to avoid turning gay. First tip is to find a good and fat rat. Then it is very important to knock all of its teeth out, so it is nice and smooth. Then put it on your cock and it feels just like pussy. It's safe, you won't get STD's and you can cum into the rat. Second tip is to eat a lot of Mexican food. When you are about to take a dump, do it so half of your shit is hanging from your ass. Even the dirtiest guy in jail would not dare to touch you. Maybe you are going to laugh now, but it can help you when you end up behind the bars.