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Amputate Your Head · 01-26-2008, 03:41 AM

The FIRST thing you should do is suck my cock.

Then we can move on to the begging.

Then the worshiping & kneeling.

and ya know what.... before you do any of that..... you must shave your heads... (easy)..... and get a half sleeve tattoo on the left upper arm.

And until you've accomplished that much.... which is NOTHING...

please refrain from speaking my fucking name.

That means you morons in my face tonight.

Who's your daddy?

I AM.

Someday you will be worthy of cropping photos for me, under STRICT SUPERVISION...... let's not get carried away..... we all know you can't handle software without an adult present.

But we digress...... this is a far-away dream for you fucking sweat stains.

99.9% of you aren't worth this fucking post.

01-26-2008, 03:41 AM
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Hey, to all you upstart morons that think you got some sort of cred: The FIRST thing you should do is suck my cock. Then we can move on to the begging. Then the worshiping & kneeling. and ya know what.... before you do any of that..... you must shave your heads... (easy)..... and get a half sleeve tattoo on the left upper arm. And until you've accomplished that much.... which is NOTHING... please refrain from speaking my fucking name. That means you morons in my face tonight. Who's your daddy? I AM. Someday you will be worthy of cropping photos for me, under STRICT SUPERVISION...... let's not get carried away..... we all know you can't handle software without an adult present. But we digress...... this is a far-away dream for you fucking sweat stains. 99.9% of you aren't worth this fucking post.