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1. chase, catch and eat one large black cockroach.
2. call old high-school flame, ask to borrow nail polish, pour on head, light on fire, run around hotel lobby screaming "oh my god (omg) my hair is on fire !"
3. write many emails to google, subject line "Lupus ? Was it Lupus ?!?!"
4. While going down a flight of stairs, take a step three inches higher than where the stair actually is. Carry large tray of assorted wedding cakes.
5. Post on gfy, read all the posts of people who have more suspended than active accounts declaring they've never had an account suspended.
6. Email Donald Knuth.
7. Pick your nose, make a round shaped booger. Press it into a cube. Etch points into the faces so it becomes a dice. Roll snake eyes. Affix to envelope, mail to google.
8. Get drunk.
9. Forget about it.
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