Originally Posted by V_RocKs

Can someone help me out?

I drive a taxi and I really want to get into this internet thing.

Can someone perform these services for me?

Buy me a domain with your money. Something you know will be good.
Help me make a blog (actually, you will need to do everything including my first 10 or so posts).
Help me out in trades by linking it for me because I can't do it myself.
Do the plugins too...
Get me content or FHG's because I can't even find the signup link on some of these sponsors... sheesh! Do they want my traffic or not?