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I was talking to a friend yesterday and while we were talking, two very nice looking women walked past us.
I interrupted the conversation to tell my friend that I wasn't sure why, but I thought the girl in the glasses was sexy as HELL!

As soon as I said that, I remembered that this sexy as hell girl simply reminded me of PUNKER BARBIE!!!!!! This girl was an uglier version of Punker Barbie, yet still made me freak out. Punker Barbie - YOU SEXY THING! Believe me when I tell you that you are one UNIVERSALLY SEXY HOT WOMAN!!!!!!!!!! I was ready to drop my pants for the ugly version of you - which was still HOT AS HELL!!!!

YOU NEED TO LET ME MASSAGE YOUR FULL BODY TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE NICE AND LOOSE AND RELAXED!!! Being as hot as you are MUST be hard work!