Ok pimps! This is what's up! Take a webcam video...not to raunchy...and submit it to Metacafe. Choose to submit it as a video you produced. Now, go to
http://www.immensehits.com and by the 150,000 hits for $49. After 20,000 hits to your video, Metacafe pays you $5 per 1000 video views if it's accepted into their program. So, for the $49 you spent on buying hits from immensehits.com, you've made $601 (130,000 hits is $650 minus the $49 you spent to purchase the hits in the first place...for you non-mathematically inclined people). You get squat for the first initial 20,000.
Have fun!