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One time I was really hammered at a strip bar and accidentally put my card in the trash slot (where you are supposed to shove your transaction records if you don't want them) instead of the slot where the card goes.
It was a fucked up machine, they made the trash slot look almost exactly like the ATM slot. Plus the place was dark as fuck, being a strip bar.
Anyway, was that ever embarrassing. The card was jammed half way in the trash slot and I had to get the bouncer to bring a knife so I could pry it out.
All I could say was "Sorry man, I've been drinking all day and I'm pretty fucked up."
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