Okay, I have to admit that I totally didn't have you pegged as the "likes to hang with and fuck strippers" type. Plus, I thought you were married with a baby.
I guess I should wait until your American Justice episode airs. I'm sure Bill Curtis will spend a good 15-20 minutes delving into your psyche and history before they show the footage of the divers pulling her body out of the lake.
(Tell this one you'll give her the $400 if she drives the dead one out to the glades and feeds her to the gators. Two birds, one stone.)