Originally Posted by D

When I was a kid (first grade), a bud of mine's parents owned a local mortuary.

He came to school one day with a ring of this bluish dye circumnavigating his hand from the small of the thumb/index finger to the other side of the palm.

He claimed that it was from him sticking his hand up the vagina of a recent arrival at his mom's work... the embalming liquids or some shit dyed his hand as a result.

I don't think my 7-year-old brain was able to fully process the situation.