Not even Dennis Rodman, full of Viagra.
Honestly, if you were ever near a freshly dead person (I have been, several times. it's icky) you would not even ask this question. They get cold and hard real fast. Also, the bowels relax upon death, so unless the hot chick went the to bathroom shortly before expiring, you'd have to have a scat thing, to go along with the necrophilia thing.
