02-19-2003, 12:54 PM
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sex dwarf
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 17,860
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Originally posted by eden69
hrm, I personally disagree, here is my opinion
Top Ten Things Only Women Understand
10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.
I'd be happy with one or two, as long as one of the pairs stayed together enough for me to walk around etc
9. The difference between cream, ivory, and
off-white.
I don't care
8. Crying can be fun.
I rarely cry, and if I do I don't like to.
7. FAT CLOTHES.
I wear what I like, I don't know what fat clothes are unless you are shopping at store for large people
6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.
I make it a point never to drink diet drinks (they taste like shit and who knows what kind of radioactive suits the people making whatever sugar substitute have), I hate salads, accept spinach types. I don't care what makes a balanced lunch, I only care if it tastes good.
5. Why discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered
a peak life experience.
I don't shop for clothes in stores.
4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
I don't weigh myself, unless a doctor forces me too- and I try to stay away from them as much as possible anyway lol.
3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to
impossible.
I do my own hair. There are great guys everywhere.
2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.
I try to keep my phone conversations less than a minute.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:
1. OTHER WOMEN!
I can't understand other women
yes, I'm female!
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