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AaronM · 02-19-2003, 05:29 PM

Customs Agent: What do you do for a living?

Me: Porn.

Customs Agent: Come with me please.

About one hour, 3 interviews, drug sniffing dogs, and a full vehicle search later........

Customs Agent: Are you here on business?

Me: Nope.....Pleasure.

Customs Agent: Why do you have all this equipment with you?

Me: I shoot as a hobby as well.

Customs Agent: Were you working in the car on the way up here?

Me: Uh...Nooooo.

Customs Agent: Then why are there 2 open condom wrappers in the back of the car?

Me: Good question.

Customs Agent: Enjoy your stay.

02-19-2003, 05:29 PM
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	Fucking Canadian Customs.... Customs Agent: What do you do for a living? Me: Porn. Customs Agent: Come with me please. About one hour, 3 interviews, drug sniffing dogs, and a full vehicle search later........ Customs Agent: Are you here on business? Me: Nope.....Pleasure. Customs Agent: Why do you have all this equipment with you? Me: I shoot as a hobby as well. Customs Agent: Were you working in the car on the way up here? Me: Uh...Nooooo. Customs Agent: Then why are there 2 open condom wrappers in the back of the car? Me: Good question. Customs Agent: Enjoy your stay.