Originally Posted by uncyclopedia

It is a common misconception that the world 'Dutch' is German for German; in fact it's an abbreviation of the common phrase 'Useless bastards'. To understand this phrase it's necessary to know some history. At the end of the second world war the German economy was in ruins, many resources were in short supply, food was scarce, the population were desperate. The provisional German government of the time had more people then it could feed and more land then it could control. Civil war was a real possibility. In order to solve the two biggest problems of the time a bold plan was devised. The sub-human, failed Nazi era genetic experiments, and any other humans deemed a drain on the scarce resources would be rounded up and dumped in the west of the country. This area was chosen as it is the crappy bit with no landscape and would likely fall into the sea in a few years anyway. Simply shooting these people was ruled out as inhumane. Within 5 years 80% were dead but some had managed to survive by methods such as picking fruit and berries, adapting to eat mud, or selling insurance door to door. The people with the skills to survive taught others and the Dutch nation was born.

In the following years the Dutch were taught to fish by George Lucas and founded a religion based on herring, bicycles, and a once in a lifetime pilgrimage to the one hill in rijswijk. Due to interbreeding many of the traits engineered into the nazi era genetic experiments were distributed amongst the population. The more common of these traits are listed below.

Genetically engineered Nazi traits (GEN) vs. Dutch (D) traits
(GEN) Endurance ----> Did not transfer, rather they took up drugs, and now ignore everything.
(GEN) Bravery ----> (D) Dunno where that one went
(GEN) Physical strength ----> (D) That also disappeared.
(GEN) Physical size ----> (D)The Dutch average height is 4 meters.
(GEN) Efficiency ----> (D) Somehow German efficiency became a love of both rules and drugs.