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Yard sale.
Hahaha, this happened last summer but I was talking about it today and thought I would share.
Last summer we had a yard sale. We have this huge yard , right in front of a main road, so our house was perfect. We had MAD amounts of people there that day, all from just passing by and seeing what was going on.
Towards the end, when we were going over shit and figuring out what we sold and what we didnt, I go over to this cart of VHS tapes that my wife was selling, and we started talking how cool it was to sell the old tapes, which were mainly taped TV movies and dumb crap like that.
So I start to go through the tapes and I joke, 'imagine if I accidentaly left some porno tapes in there?'... I laugh, she laughs.... and then I proceed to pick up a tape, and I read "SPERM SWALLOWERS VOLUME 2" on the cover. Holy shit, how did my porn tape get in there?!?!?!
We had a real big fucking laugh after that. We were damn happy someone didnt call the police too, haha. Someone MUST have seen it, and god knows how many people did, there was a LOT of people there. Thank god some little kid didnt pick it up and ask his Mom to get it for him or some shit.
Anyway... I just couldnt understand how that tape got there, I keep them in a seperate place so maybe my wife was watching it one day? Whatever...
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