Um, seriously - no thanks, 'cuz I'm not gay.
You have some really strange gay fantasies...
Anyway, you lied again (I reference your post near the top of the page where you said this was the last that you would post about being a scumbag) - and yet you still contend that you are not a chronic liar.
Whenever most honest people run honest contests, there is an expectation that someone will win. Indeed, it creates good PR to announce winners, and in the case of affiliate contests, it should create more loyal affiliates.
When there are no winners, people might tend to think it was a scam, or that the contest was somehow rigged so no one could win.
Instead of modifying your contest when it was evident no one would win, you let the contest end with no winners. Indeed, it took someone here asking about the contest results after the contest was over, for you to even acknowledge it.
I'm not telling you how to run your contest, I'm just saying that how you ran your contest says a lot about your character, and that perhaps far less people will participate in your future promotions as a result of how you handled this one.
What I find worse though, is that when it was pointed out that nobody won a dime in your $20,000 contest, that you laughed it off, and then chose to in effect ridicule your Affiliates by telling them that you should give yourself a gold bar since you "easily" made your goal.
ADG