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angeleyes · 02-24-2003, 09:20 AM

Ok..some of my posts are on the serious side, so here is one that will make you wonder:

I was talking to my friend last night who is an ER Doc and he was telling me about some pretty interesting patients:

1. A pair of plyers had to be surgically removed from a guys ass.

2. One guy stuck his penis in a 2 liter bottle when it was flacid and when it became erect he couldn't get it out and it swelled up like a football.

3. Frozen Hotdog...... apparently that isn't an urban legend.

4. A beanie baby had to be removed from a guys ass

5....... and the winner goes to a man who came in with a cell phone rammed up there and his "boy toy" kept calling the number from the lobby and it kept ringing while the doctors were trying to get it out.

All of this happened in a hospital in Miami--go figure.

02-24-2003, 09:20 AM
angeleyes Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Wandering around FL using random Wireless Connections Posts: 3,584	Top 5 Things You Don't Want Up Your Ass Ok..some of my posts are on the serious side, so here is one that will make you wonder: I was talking to my friend last night who is an ER Doc and he was telling me about some pretty interesting patients: 1. A pair of plyers had to be surgically removed from a guys ass. 2. One guy stuck his penis in a 2 liter bottle when it was flacid and when it became erect he couldn't get it out and it swelled up like a football. 3. Frozen Hotdog...... apparently that isn't an urban legend. 4. A beanie baby had to be removed from a guys ass 5....... and the winner goes to a man who came in with a cell phone rammed up there and his "boy toy" kept calling the number from the lobby and it kept ringing while the doctors were trying to get it out. All of this happened in a hospital in Miami--go figure. __________________ Need a Writer? Contact Me. I write quality descriptions, short erotic stories, quality one-liners.. whatever you need.