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wethoney · 02-24-2003, 10:07 AM

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Could Never
Handle Being Pregnant

10. Morning sickness would completely ruin their daily stop at the 7-11 for a breakfast burrito.

9. Swollen ankles would inhibit being able to squeeze into their high tops for hoopies with the boys.

8. Having to live through even one sports season without a single beer .

7. They would suffer zipper rash from the increase in trips to the bathroom.

6. Men could never tolerate the constant touchy feely from strangers. They would end up arrested for assault after being felt-up one too many times.

5. Maternity wear would be embarrassing. Imagine a sweet little pink business suit with a polka dot bow tie.

4. By month nine it would be impossible to reach down and scratch.

3. The only stirrups a man would consider putting his feet in reside on either side of a horse.

2. Man breasts are just NOT considered masculine.

And the number one reason Men Could Never Handle Being Pregnant..................

1. Nine months of wondering "How is it going to get out that tiny hole?!?!", would result in a nervous breakdown.

02-24-2003, 10:07 AM
wethoney So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,032	Top Ten Reason Why Men Couldn't Be Pregnant Top Ten Reasons Why Men Could Never Handle Being Pregnant 10. Morning sickness would completely ruin their daily stop at the 7-11 for a breakfast burrito. 9. Swollen ankles would inhibit being able to squeeze into their high tops for hoopies with the boys. 8. Having to live through even one sports season without a single beer . 7. They would suffer zipper rash from the increase in trips to the bathroom. 6. Men could never tolerate the constant touchy feely from strangers. They would end up arrested for assault after being felt-up one too many times. 5. Maternity wear would be embarrassing. Imagine a sweet little pink business suit with a polka dot bow tie. 4. By month nine it would be impossible to reach down and scratch. 3. The only stirrups a man would consider putting his feet in reside on either side of a horse. 2. Man breasts are just NOT considered masculine. And the number one reason Men Could Never Handle Being Pregnant.................. 1. Nine months of wondering "How is it going to get out that tiny hole?!?!", would result in a nervous breakdown.