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wethoney · 02-24-2003, 10:09 AM

10)You have more requests to sign your guestbook than actual guests.

9) Computer has a STD-System Transmitted Disease, not a virus.

8)Cause Bill Gates deemed it so.

7)Colors are being displayed using the Paint by Numbers technique.

6)If someone kept hitting you on the head when you didn't work, you'd be slow too.

5)Due to a strike by UPS(Uploading Picture Service),frame delivery is delayed.

4)CREATE YOUR OWN JOKE INVOLVING MEMORY LOSS AND ALZHEIMER'S AND PLACE IT HERE!!!

3)After taking monitor apart, you find that the wheel is spinning but the hamster's dead.

2)Plain and simple....it sucks!!!

1)I'm not technical help desk but I think that there Commodore 64 may be part of the problem.

02-24-2003, 10:09 AM
wethoney So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,032	Top 10 Reasons why your site is slow 10)You have more requests to sign your guestbook than actual guests. 9) Computer has a STD-System Transmitted Disease, not a virus. 8)Cause Bill Gates deemed it so. 7)Colors are being displayed using the Paint by Numbers technique. 6)If someone kept hitting you on the head when you didn't work, you'd be slow too. 5)Due to a strike by UPS(Uploading Picture Service),frame delivery is delayed. 4)CREATE YOUR OWN JOKE INVOLVING MEMORY LOSS AND ALZHEIMER'S AND PLACE IT HERE!!! 3)After taking monitor apart, you find that the wheel is spinning but the hamster's dead. 2)Plain and simple....it sucks!!! 1)I'm not technical help desk but I think that there Commodore 64 may be part of the problem.