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Originally posted by Gutterboy
Next will be idiotic commercials about how if yoiu buy a bong, your helping the terrorists.. or killing widdle children in S. America.
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Bongs are the next terrorist threat. A large number of evil doers are planning on launching loaded bongs from pickup trucks from Texas bases. The Office of Homeland security is issuing an alert describing how to use surplus plastic sheeting and duct tape to cature those bongs so they can be repurposed into Bagdad chaff.