Venture 1)
Started a mowing business years ago - just in time for a drought...!
Venture 2)
Spent four months in India, threw a grand into building a porn site targeting local Indians. Market potential was huge - 500 million sex starved males. It couldn't miss.
Unfortunately no bastard has a credit card...!
Venture 3)
Today I just copped a $75 fine for wearing an offensive t-shirt... I shit you not... but get this, I own the goddamn company that makes em! Now how the hell am I gonna sell em?!
$19.95, plus shipping, plus possible fines for offensive behaviour... good business, huh?
Know anyone stupid enough to buy, what could end up being a $100 t-shirt...?!
Send em to
http://www.kuntz.tv
I swear I'm fucken jinxed - anyone else out there under the same spell...?