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"Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea!"
Lady Nancy Astor
"Madam, if I were your husband, I'd drink it!"
Winston Churchill
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"I never forget a face. Yours I'll make an exception"
George Burns
"Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."
Mark Twain
"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
Groucho Marx
"For you to insult me, I must first value your opinion"
Jashwin Antony
"I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight."
Mark Twain
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt."
Abraham Lincoln
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