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Originally Posted by Claire.XXXBiz TV
yea lets have some gimp humour to brighten up the day 
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That one is great actually. I need to find one of those or many so I can possibly vandalize town with them.
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Originally Posted by Claire.XXXBiz TV
Great ladies tshirt
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Its a girls shirt but alas it could be modified. Really pink is not my color.
Though giving out random stories is fun. It has ranged from;
"I was attacked by a shark, want to see my scar".
"I was going out with the love of my life at the time and we were about to cross the street. She distracted me and next thing I know is I woke up in pain and unable to move laying in the hospital. Apparently I was hit by a bus and it broke my spine. She was nowhere to be seen. It took me weeks to finally get through to her and she just explained that we could only be friends now and that she could not stand to see me in such a condition so even that may be hard. From that point on my walls have been up and I have never allowed myself to be close to another woman ever again." (just told to women
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"Listen carefully, I was not careful one night and when I went to bed tentacles came up from under my bed and squeezed me really bad. They almost were able to drag me underneath and get me. I couldnt even scream though cause they were so tight. My parents didnt believe me either and they lied and told me there were no monsters. Do not believe them yourself cause there are monsters in the dark and parents lie about lots of things. Just like they will not tell you that your also adopted and just a shaved monkey who had its tail cut off. If you do not believe me just feel the area above your butt where they cut it off. Fine go ask, your parents are just going to lie to you like mine did. I hope they do not pull you all the way under though." (just for kids, specially when their parents are all uppity about them asking)