I have been an avid pot smoker for years now, and just over a year ago, I started to slow down. Not because I felt the effects (which I do now, not smoking nearly as much) but because it was hurting my fucking wallet, and lets be honest. We all prefer one type of green to another.
I was smoking over an 1/8th a day, and in LA, that'll run you about $75+..... daily.
Which works out to $27,375/year. ON POT?????!?! I can't believe the duckets that I've inhaled. Thats a fucking down payment on a dope condo in Hawaii!
I never thought that I would say weed can interfere with my progress, but I gotta admit, anything that will eat up 30G's, and disguise itself as a good time is not so good in my book.
Where as I used to walk around with a THC IV drip, I keep it to nights and weekends now. Days I don't have to do anything. And by anything, I mean ANYTHING.
I find myself writing "To Do" lists, and forgetting where I put them, and then finding a different list, (because I do this all the time, I am constantly coming upon old "To Do" lists) and every list says pretty much the same thing, which is the perfect example that weed has on the (my) brain.
To Do: (I usually make this the night before a fun filled day of pot smoking.....and nothing doing....)
Wake up
Make Coffee
Shower
talk shit on GFY
check news
straighten hair
get nails done (the only time I have to do this is on days off, so its always on the list)
go to the office (LA Direct, never for any particular reason)
PINKBERRY!!!! (always in capitals with exclamations....)
Smoke
din din
Now correct me if I'm wrong, but I shouldn't be needing a list to manage these activities. Fucking pot. Why do you have to taste so good?!?!?! and provide me with hours of entertainment?!?!? Why can't you debilitate me like booze, or ruin my life quickly like cocaine??? WHY IS OUR BATTLE TO THE DEATH SO SLOW?!?!
whatever.....I'm gonna pack a bowl. I don't have shit to do today, except drive to San Diego, and if you know SoCal traffic, its about the only way to drive!
And I just got a rad new pipe, so I've been chasing the pink elephant. No.....puff the magic dragon? My own tail?
