Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho

I am taking applications, here is what you'll get marrying me:

- old school looks
- sensitive on request
- artistically inclined and seriously educated
- impress the society with your new husband! if you want to lead a conversation about something that sounds smart, whether it will be politics, history, popular culture or vintage porn, I am tough to match!
- trilingual
- std proof and very passionate, there are no boundaries in what we can do together! ( boy girl, group only, no bi or gay)
- reliable and not expensive to maintain
- used to work out in the past
- cynicism, sarcasm, irony included

This all for free and even much more:

For those who will apply within the next 30 minutes:

- a free trial in NYC, a dinner for two included

Reserve your new husbad now!

dial 264.739.556 on your ICQ - interactive care network!