Originally Posted by Holly

- old school looks [I dress like Vanilla Ice.]
- sensitive on request [A pussy.]
- artistically inclined and seriously educated [Unemployed.]
- impress the society with your new husband! if you want to lead a conversation about something that sounds smart, whether it will be politics, history, popular culture or vintage porn, I am tough to match! [I want to be a kept man.]
-trilingual [I know "yes" and "hello" in Spanish.]
- std proof and very passionate, there are no boundaries in what we can do together! ( boy girl, group only, no bi or gay) [I'm a virgin.]
- reliable and not expensive to maintain [Liar.]
- used to work out in the past [Fat.]
- cynicism, sarcasm, irony included [I laugh at my own jokes. No one else does.]
- a free trial in NYC, a dinner for two included [Make sure you bring your wallet.]