1. a 51" plasma with directv hooked up and you've already paid for the NFL ticket so you get every single regular season game.
2. sex every night.
3. head as soon as he wakes up without having to reciprocate or even move.
4. 1 little boy toy like a fast pc or gaming console.
Thats all you need to make a guy happy.
If you want him to try to go out and find your replacement you could buy him a motorcycle. If you want him to stay home you could buy a kick ass chair to go in front of the TV.
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