Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

The best thing you can do is go to every site you can find that books hotels and allows reviews and write horrible reviews about them. Lie. Say you got crabs from their beds or they have a horrible roach and ant problem. Say whores were knocking at your doors and all hours of the night bothering you. Say the room smelled of urine. Give it the lowest rating you can give on every review site you can find.