fucking paranoid freaks.
"Epass is insecure!"
-Epass introduces new security measures
"ZOMG! What do they want? DNA? Fingerprints? Assholes!"
- Epass does maintenance
"ZOMG! Epass is gone!"
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I live in your nightmares. I make you dream you're getting bumfucked by a razor blade only to wake up and find I gave your wife an enema and tube-fed you her shit.
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