After a blind date, a man proposes marriage to the woman he has just met. Surprised, the woman says, ?But we don?t know anything about each other.?
?It?s all right,? the man assures her. ?We?ll learn as we go along.?
So the woman consents, the two are married and they go on a honeymoon to a fancy resort. One morning, the two are lying by the pool when the husband gets up, climbs up the 10-meter board and does a two-and-a-half-tuck gainer, entering the water with barely a ripple. This dive is followed by three rotations in the jackknife position before he again straightens out and cuts into the water like a knife. When the man comes back to his wife, she cries in excitement, ?That was incredible!?
?I used to be an Olympic diving champion,? the husband says. ?You see, I told you we?d learn about each other as we went along.?
With that, the wife dives into the pool and starts doing laps. She moves so fast that it seems as if she?s a hydroplane, barely touching the water. After about 30 laps, completed in mere minutes, the wife climbs out and lies down on her towel, not even breathing hard.
?That?s amazing!? the husband cries. ?Were you an Olympic swimmer??
?No,? she says. ?I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the canal.?
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