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Advanced Medicine
An Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advavced that we can take
a kidney out of one man, and have him looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."
A Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can
take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both
looking for work in two weeks."
The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys are way behind, we
recently took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House,
and half the country is looking for work."
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