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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas when he goes to sleep.
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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