05-29-2008, 09:03 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am *I* located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :)
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Chuck Norris’s penis is so big that it has a penis of its own and it is still bigger than yours.
Chuck Norris doesnt consider it sex if the woman lives
When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool he doesn’t get wet, water gets Chuck Norris'd.
What is the quickest way to mans heart?
Chuck Norris’s fist.
Chuck Norris pees in a can and sells it as redbull.
God wanted to create the world in 10 days… Chuck Norris gave him 6.
A stagnant pile of Chuck Norris's feces turns into diamonds after 2 days
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris’ way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
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