Originally Posted by fartfly

when I was in Europe once at this hotel ... At breakfast, everyone would go downstairs and eat the buffet. They had big basket of eggs and you would put your egg in the "boiler", come back in about ...5 minutes and your egg would be hard boiled.

This german fucker kept stealing my egg out of the boiler 3 times before it was even cooked. I would go put an egg in. This fucker would take my egg out and try to open it. Each time uncooked and would curse the egg. I wanted to hit him with a brick to