A few days ago she was having problems getting her internet connection. She decided to use mine because I was the new network name on the block. She was having some problems and decided to come over and ask me if I was mrsp0ck. I told her yes and she said she was having problems connecting to it. I said my internet was down. "Oh okay" ...

. Now she calls me mr spock in between screaming at her kids all day
I hate to inconvenience folks. I hope my connection is fast enough for her.