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Have you heard about Michael Fattorosi, the porn lawyer?
He's so successful, he bought his own ambulance...
So obsessed with law, he named his daughter Sue.
Last week, he got into a bad accident...
the ambulance backed into his car.
He's brillant. With one look, he can tell you if a contract is oral or written.
Michael once told me he charges ten grand to answer three questions. "I said, that's awfully expensive? Don't you think?"...
He said "What's the third question?"
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