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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says; "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says, "show me it's true what they say about black men." So he stabbed her and stole her purse.
Wedding rings, The worlds smallest handcuffs
Two sperms are having a race, one sperm says, "My arms are killing me with all this swimming, how long untill we reach the womb?" The second sperm says, "Not for a long time yet, we've only just gone past her tonsils"
If you have nuts on your wall what do you have? Walnuts.
If you have nuts on your chest what do you have? Chestnuts.
If you have nuts on your chin what do you have? A fucking big mouthful of cock
I just found out my girlfriend is having her period..
I caught her red handed
all the women in Iraq have shaved their pussy's in protest to the war! their message to the world is clear "read our lips,no more bush"
Women, Boob jobs, nose jobs, teeth bleaching, tummy tucks, liposuction, colonic irrigation, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellys and clits, eyebrows plucked, bikini wax, armpits shaved, lips tattooed, legs waxed, diets, exercise and they wont take it up the ass cause it 'hurts'.
Roses are red,
Violets are finer,
Chickens are fowl,
Just like your vagina.
A prostitute goes to the doctor complaining of morning sickness, the doctor says "Congratulations! do you know who the father is?" The prostitute replies "If you ate a tin of beans would you know which one made you fart?"
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