Quote:
Originally Posted by DateDoc
Notice to Customers:
Discontinuation of Anal Sex Toys
9/27/2005
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"As a further precaution, all sex toys returned to us will be tested for fecal matter. If a toy tests positive, the customer returning the toy will be given a warning. Any repeat violations will result in the cancellation of the customer's account and being billed for the cost of the soiled toy."