My teeth are white.
My teeth are clean.
My teeth are straight.
My teeth are not falling out.
My teeth are real.
I don't have fillings.
Also, I am British.
I don't understand the whole British/bad teeth thing. Yes, maybe 60 years ago, people had bad teeth. Dental care was not what it is now. The Royal family and Hugh Grant have bad teeth, and it's fucking disgusting.
& if you're going to photoshop those teeth, at least make it funny. ;-)